On the first day of Christmas,
my true love found for me
A Bigfoot beside a large tree.
On the second day of Christmas,
my true love found for me
Two turd drops,
And a Bigfoot beside a large tree.
On the third day of Christmas,
my true love found for me
Three fresh hairs,
Two turd drops,
And a Bigfoot beside a large tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love found for me
Four muddy tracks,
Three fresh hairs,
Two turd drops,
And a Bigfoot beside a large tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love found for me
Five primate screams,
Four muddy tracks,
Three fresh hairs,
Two turd drops,
And a Bigfoot beside a large tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love found for me
Six traps awaiting,
Five primate screams,
Four muddy tracks,
Three fresh hairs,
Two turd drops,
And a Bigfoot beside a large tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love found for me
Seven lads a-baiting,
Six traps awaiting,
Five primate screams,
Four muddy tracks,
Three fresh hairs,
Two turd drops,
And a Bigfoot beside a large tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love found for me
Eight men a-searching,
Seven lads a-baiting,
Six traps awaiting,
Five primate screams,
Four muddy tracks,
Three fresh hairs,
Two turd drops,
And a Bigfoot beside a large tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love found for me
Nine horses packing,
Eight men a-searching,
Seven lads a-baiting,
Six traps awaiting,
Five primate screams,
Four muddy tracks,
Three fresh hairs,
Two turd drops,
And a Bigfoot beside a large tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love found for me
Ten dogs a-tracking,
Nine horses packing,
Eight men a-searching,
Seven lads a-baiting,
Six traps awaiting,
Five primate screams,
Four muddy tracks,
Three fresh hairs,
Two turd drops,
And a Bigfoot beside a large tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love found for me
Eleven callers calling,
Ten dogs a-tracking,
Nine horses packing,
Eight men a-searching,
Seven lads a-baiting,
Six traps awaiting,
Five primate screams,
Four muddy tracks,
Three fresh hairs,
Two turd drops,
And a Bigfoot beside a large tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love got for me
Twelve cameras rolling,
Eleven callers calling,
Ten dogs a-tracking,
Nine horses packing,
Eight men a-searching,
Seven lads a-baiting,
Six traps awaiting,
Five primate screams,
Four muddy tracks,
Three fresh hairs,
Two turd drops,
And a Bigfoot beside a large tree!
- Source/2nd Image Source: http://www.ourbigfoot.com/bigfoot_christmas.html
I'm a vegetarian, so this first video should not to be seen as an endorsement of eating Jerky, anymore than my amusement at these commercials should be presented as proof that that I've adopted a pro "messing with" Sasquatch position. :)
Messing With Sasquatch - Holiday Greeting
I Wanna See a Sasquatch for Christmas
Other Image Sources:
http://www.cafepress.com/+bigfoot_christmas_oval_ornament,195835401
http://www.blackouttees.com/design/837+MERRY+SQUATCHMAS+BIGFOOT+CHRISTMAS
http://www.gadling.com/2010/11/29/skymall-monday-charlie-brown-christmas-tree/
http://terrythecensor.blogspot.com/2011/12/bigfoot-saves-christmas-children.html
http://www.zazzle.com/squatchy_christmas_squatch_postcard-239697055472414222
