Thursday, December 19, 2019

Reviewing the film Abominable from the perspective of a Bigfoot hunting cis white male

It's cute and funny. Now to the big questions. Why are Yeti as tall as skyscrapers? Why do Chinese people all speak English? Why do the only white people in the movie have to be the villians, with the ginger girl being a steretypical bucked tooth British one? And as (for lack of a better term) magical     as I think Sasquatch is, I have my doubts they can glow while meditating causing food to grow giant in size. Nor do I think they gave the ability to fly on clouds. That is all.