Tuesday, January 18, 2022

Is Bigfoot a Republican?


I recently came across a dataset containing all the Bigfoot sightings from 1867–2017. Naturally, I began to think about the political implications such data must contain. After all, the FBI did just reveal that they have been investigating Bigfoot since the 1970s. So if the government is interested, there must be a political reason. Such as Bigfoot being a dark money donor to the Republican Party! Okay, jokes and conspiracy theories aside, I did think it would be fun to see whether Bigfoot sightings lined up with the results of the last presidential election. This led me to the tongue-in-cheek question laid out in the title of this article. Please allow me to walk you through this brief comparison of the results of the 2016 presidential election and historical Bigfoot sightings and see if we can’t answer the question we’ve always secretly had: Is Bigfoot a Republican?
https://medium.com/swlh/is-bigfoot-a-republican-812020ad8677

I don't know, but all Sasquatch should be Libertarians like me at least!

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I'm pretty sure Bigfoot is anti-vax actually!



Our large feeted friends may not be a tin foil hatter like yours truly, but mandated (AKA DICKtated) and man created so-called medicine is a stretch for the forest guardians who treat us humans like uninvited guests in their wilderness nests!