1. Why don't Bigfoot ever get lost? Because they always leave behind "big" clues!
2. Did you hear about the Bigfoot who opened a bakery? He makes the best "foot-long" sandwiches!
3. What's Bigfoot's favorite kind of music? Anything with "big"foot stomping beats!
4. Why did the Bigfoot join a dance troupe? Because he wanted to master the "big"foot shuffle!
5. How does Bigfoot keep his fur looking so good? He uses "sasquatch" shampoo and conditioner!
6. Why did Bigfoot never become a comedian? Because his jokes were always too "big" to handle!
7. What do you call a gathering of Bigfoot? A "big"foot convention!
8. How does Bigfoot stay in shape? He does "sasquats" every day!
9. What's Bigfoot's favorite game? Hide and "seek" - he's always the champion!
10. Why did Bigfoot break up with his girlfriend? Because he couldn't handle the "big" commitment!
11. What's Bigfoot's favorite dessert? "Foot"long banana splits, of course!
12. Why did Bigfoot refuse to get a job? He couldn't find a uniform that fit his "big" feet!
13. Why did Bigfoot bring a ladder to the party? Because he heard it was going to be a "big"foot bash!
14. What's Bigfoot's favorite holiday? "Feet"mas, where he gets to put up his "big"foot stockings!
15. Why was Bigfoot always picked last for basketball? Because he could never find shoes in his "big" size!
16. How does Bigfoot like his coffee? With a "sasquatch" of cream and a "big"footprint of sugar!
17. Why did Bigfoot join the circus? Because he wanted to show off his "big"foot balancing act!
18. What did Bigfoot say to the photographer? "Make sure you get my 'big' side!"
19. Why did Bigfoot go to school? To learn about "big"foot history and "sasquatch" science!
20. What's Bigfoot's favorite movie genre? Anything with "big"footage!
